Party for your right to fight.
Good luck to the people of Haiti today as they engage in their first presidential election since having their nation piledrived by earthquake and disease. Maybe someday their bureaucratic infrastructure will be stable enough for them to elect a mindless fascist puppet like Ronald Reagan. One thing the Republican party learned from Bush Light was that if you are going prop up a middle aged white male to do your sloganeering you better hire a professional actor, e.g. Ronnie. Maybe someday Haitians will have the excess capital combined with the focused vision of a leader like Reagan to product official government documents like the Meese report. Here’s an abstract and sampling of the Meese report from my friends over at Richardson Magazine:
The Attorney General’s Commission on Pornography published its final investigation in 1986. Commonly known as the Meese Report (after Attorney General Edwin Meese) and commissioned by President Ronald Reagan, the report spent a good part of its 1960 pages in a futile and often entertaining attempt to define and delimit the term “pornography.” Of course, this undertaking required a broad survey of sexually explicit materials, and despite its conservative mandate, much of the report was itself obscene and pornographic by its own standard. Composed in oppressively bureaucratic jargon, we nonetheless find moments of economical prose like these:
Part 4: Chapter 9: Section 3(b): Motion Pictures and Video Tape Cassettes
The Taming of Rebecca
Rebecca goes to a school for sexually abused children after her father beat her and forced her to have sex with him. She tells Ms. Zorda what happened:
Masturbating himself while sitting on the toilet, Rebecca’s father called for Rebecca and told her to perform fellatio on him. When Rebecca did as she was asked, he said, “That’s it, bitch, suck on it hard. That’s why your mommy and I made you-to make Daddy feel good.” He made her sit on his penis while he played with her nipples. Rebecca said that he was hurting her, but he continued. Then he said, “Allright, bitch, I want to taste a little bit of your cunt.” When he finished he commanded her to bend over the tub; he spanked her and then had intercourse with her from the rear. He made her perform fellatio again and then do what he “likes best”-urinate on his penis.
Zorda advises Rebecca to stay at the school, and she introduces her to the other students and staff members, including Mr. Minindao, the “Dean of Discipline,” and his secretary, Linda. Later in their office, Minindao and Linda discuss what a difficult job they have, and Linda performs fellatio on him, then Minindao performs cunnilingus on her, then they have intercourse. He asks her, “You want my cum? … Say please. Daddy, beg me to cum in your face.”
Meanwhile various students are talking about “the cave.” The last girl who had been taken there and talked to the police had disappeared afterward. One boy says he wants some “serious action,” and students begin to strip and masturbate, perform fellatio and cunnilingus, and have intercourse. One boy puts his fist in a girl’s vagina.
The dean calls Rebecca into his office and scolds her for participating in an orgy; he orders her to raise her skirt and bend over. When Rebecca refuses, he tells her that he beat one girl until she threw up and then made her eat it. He beats her and then has intercourse with her from the rear. He makes her perform fellatio.
The dean calls in two other students, a boy (John) and a girl. He commands John to undress the girl and stick a pin in her breast. John says no, but complies when the dean threatens to do it to him if he doesn’t. John pushes the point through her nipple as she struggles; blood runs down her breast; the girl urinates. Feigning sympathy, the secretary takes her to the cave. Once there, the secretary tells her that she will give her more “pain and pleasure” and makes her perform cunnilingus. The secretary threatens to turn the pin in her nipple if she refuses. The secretary turns the pin; the girl screams. The dean comes in and makes the girl perform fellatio on his “black rod” because she “pissed” on his floor. The secretary removes the pin from the girl’s swollen breast. The dean says if she’s good he’ll put his fist up her “ass.” He has intercourse with her, and the girl says, “I won’t ever do it again, Daddy D. Oh, please fuck me.”
From the section entitled, Magazine Descriptions:
Squirt ‘Em has a retail list price of $6.95. It is a four color cover magazine measuring 8-1/4x11 inches. There are 48 pages containing 69 photographs, 12 of which are four color photographs. The magazine is identified as a Golden State Publication, copyrighted by Oakmore Enterprises, Inc., 1779 W. Adams Blvd, Los Angeles, California. The magazine contains three full pages of ads for adult magazines and video cassettes. The cover of the magazine features four photographs of two caucasian females, apparently naked, manually expressing a stream of milk from their engorged breasts. One of the photographs involves a close-up view of a breast expressing milk into a glass. A written text which accompanies the photographs throughout the magazine describes the sexual fantasies and activities in graphic detail of the two featured caucasian females. The 69 photographs depict one or more of the following acts:
- Seventeen photographs of a naked caucasian female manually expressing a stream of milk from her engorged breasts with her fingers.
- Five close-up photographs of an engorged breast expressing a stream of milk into a glass.
- Four photographs of a naked caucasian female who while lying on her back manually expressed a stream of milk into the air from her engorged breast causing the stream of milk to fall back onto her chest.
- Six photographs of a partially clothed female manually expressing a stream of milk from her engorged breast.
- Three photographs of a naked female caressing her engorged breasts.
- Two photographs of a partially clothed female with engorged breasts displaying full frontal nudity.
- One photograph of a partially clothed female squeezing her engorged breast with what appears to be her milk dripping from her hand.
- Eleven photographs of a partially clothed female exposing her vagina to the camera.
- One photograph of a partially clothed female exposing her vagina to the camera while eating a banana.
- Eight photographs of a partially clothed female displaying full frontal nudity with what appears to be her own milk covering her from her chest to her vagina.
- One close-up photograph of an engorged breast being manually expressed with what appears to milk dripping from the fingers and inside a glass being held close to the breast.
- Two photographs of a partially clad female, lying on her back with what appears to be her milk on her chest.
- Three close-up photographs of a female manually expressing her engorged breast showing milk on her nipple.
- One photograph of a partially clothed female apparently drinking her own milk from a glass.
Or they could choose to create a government whose goals are healthcare and broadband internet access for its citizens.
